NNU
northwest nazarene university. a liberal arts university located in the wasteland of nampa idaho. it’s like an oasis in the middle of a scorching desert full of hot men with fat schl-ngs. most of the dudes are into that kinky purity stuff and have abs of tempered steel. attractive women are encouraged to apply but should be prepared to endure 4 years of daily temptation with no chance of relief… because nazarenes know that s-x leads to dancing.
girl 1: who is that hunk with the amazing core??
girl 2: i think he goes to nnu…
girl 1: -sigh- never mind he is so out of my league…
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