No beaver


a condition in which a male suffers from a lack of v-g-n-l contact. often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet h-m-s-xuals.
cletus: geez, that simon is looking sad.
bob: i believe the man had no beaver this century.
cletus: yeah, i’d believe that. wever, no beaver, only c-ck and b-lls.

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