no-boner


a woman/gay man who is s-xually off-limits. the restriction is self-imposed.

includes victims of trauma (eg was recently -ssaulted), s-xually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro’s sister but you can’t contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg “s-x-is-love” disorder).

from the word form “no-brainer”
bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-b-n-r.
similar to “no-brainer”, when a chick is so fine, you don’t even need to think with your w-ng before you to take her to bed.
jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.

bruce: she was lookin’ d-mn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-b-n-r really.

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