No Chance, Bro
the arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
“hey dude, isn’t that your sis–”
“no chance, bro.”
“huh?”
“man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr–”
“no chance, bro.”
“h-ll is wrong with you, boy?!”
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