no-contact dishwashing


a manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

usually employed when there’s no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
i got home so hungry and tired i couldn’t bother to wash dishes properly, so i fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.

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