no contest


usually used when comparing things in a funny way.

one item is so vastly superior that it just f-cking b-tch slaps the compet-tion.

or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
that b-tch and this b-tch? no contest my man. this b-tch is the sh-t.

xbox 360 and ps3? no contest, your sh-t just rroded your -ss and my ps3 yloded.

mac or pc? no contest there man, i figured out how to get pc on my mac. ‘cept the gpu sucks.

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