No Doge
a form of medication usually ingested in tablet form that prevents the recipient from engaging in dodgy behavior e.g. lying. often no doge is given to an individual as a form of intervention or as part of a court appointed treatment program.
pr-nounced: somewhat like no doze
(please note that some individuals do develop a tolerance to no doge and therefore must take increasingly greater quant-ties to prevent dodgy behavior.)
two friends are driving home from a night on the town….
friend 1: dude i can’t believe shane claimed to have hooked up with what like seven girls!
friend 2: seven! he told me eleven!
friend 1: what?! d-mn, that guy needs to get himself some no doge.
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