no-friends


annoying person, ussualy short, hangs around when you dont want them there. some one who everyone tolerates and is usually the one people burn or make jokes about!
kevin is a no-friends!

hey no-friends, go away!
phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another’s self-esteem.
-on facebook-
daniel: just went to the midnight release for mw3. waited for 5 whole hours! you jelly?

joseph: no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends no friends.
having or possessing no friends or companions due to excessive or chronic f-ggotness.
“lookit that nofriends”
the “no” friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word “no.”

the no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
ted: hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
-after general agreement from the rest of the group-
frank: no, i’m out of money dude.
greg: we could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
frank: no, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
-the rest of the group begins to get annoyed-
jimmy: anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
frank: no, we could get in trouble.
lenny: we could shoot off some of those fireworks i’ve got at my place…
frank: no… i know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
everyone else: no!

frank is such a no friend.

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