No good deed goes unpunished
the wisdom inherent in the understanding of and resignation to the unyielding fact that no matter who is being helped, what -ssistance is offered, the circ-mstances surrounding the gesture or the nature of the actual support offered…there will always be a hidden penalty inflicted on the provider…no good deed goes unpunished.
yeah, so after 18 hrs of surgery we were able to re-attach both the kids legs. just got notified that the kids mother has brought a lawsuit because her son can no longer kick field goals……maybe in the future he should go to school instread of f-cking around on the train tracks. no good deed goes unpunished…
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