“no harm no fowl” is the follow up to the detective series “in harm’s way”. this time, in what some cynics have called an “obvious network ploy to revamp interest in an ageing format”, we see harm paired with a psychic chicken to solve crimes in a sleepy german town. whilst the pilot notably featured tv’s john nettles, this turned out to be the high-light of a somewhat lackl-stre follow up to a novel first series. rumours of a big-screen adaptation were dashed when it emerged that method actor al (alan) pacino (set to play harm) refused to work with the adam sandler (“the chicken”) unless sandler continuously ate chicken until he actually became a chicken. alan was caught shouting “you are what you eat” at sandler whilst repeatedly ‘clucking’ at the comic veteran. “it was a step too far” commented director christopher nolan. “i don’t even like chicken” said sandler, and added “he was very close to my face, and his breath was not so pleasant – like onions, or some sort of dip, garlic mayo maybe”.
did you see “no harm, no fowl.”, this week, i think it’s going to get cancelled.
everything turned out all right in the end, so now i don’t have to give you a chicken. only applicable in text-based situations.
don’t worry about it, no one died. no harm, no fowl. -hide bird-
#chickens #misspellings #awkwardness #cliches #intentional mistakes
when someone is h-lla lit and always pumped asf d-mn this girl is the litest person i know she’s always so crazy and fun
- digging up dirt
when you and your friends/homies have some serious facts that could possibly end someone’s social life, you have “dirt.” “digging up dirt” simply means you are sharing that “dirt” with others. “digging up dirt” means sharing juicy information with others. ex: “y’all, grab ya shovels i got some serious dirt.” “oh snap, we’re about to […]
- miami meat
a hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men. thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appet-te.
- b*lls in your face
an expression of resentment against, or dissatisfaction with, any living or non-living thing; a term meant to conjure feelings of disgust within the intended target; something said when one acknowledges that there’s nothing they can do to remediate a bad situation. first you tell me to come back with id. i come back with id […]
the irrational paranaoia that someone is looking at your br–sts. dont be such a schizo-t-ts