no hetero

a phrase, similar to “no h-m-“, made when a s-xual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way s-xual. (utilized between opposing genders)
girl: thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

guy: no problemo, anything for you sally, no hetero ;
when two platonic friends of opposite s-xes partake in a potentially romantic or s-xually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/s-xuality.
guy: (accidentally slaps girl’s -ss) oh, i’m sorry.

girl: it’s ok. no hetero.
a phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heteros-xual statement.
some guy: her -ss is mine. no hetero!
when a g-y person says something straight but the g-y person doesn’t want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.
gg-y dude: you are a good looking girl no hetero
girl: are you g-y?
g-y dude: yes that is why i said no hetero.
said after someone says something that sounds unintentionally heteros-xual.
her -ss is mine. no hetero!
to dispel any s-xual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. much like “no h-m-“, but used in context with the opposite s-x.

can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.
josh: you have some huge t-ts (no hetero)
kelly: oh gr8, thanks!

trace: i love you (no hetero)
rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no h-m-
said to cancel out an ambiguously heteros-xual (straight) comment. can be used by people of all s-xual orientations.

1. girl: billy and i were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. boy: that dress makes her b–bs look real perky, no hetero though.