no homo
phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
his -ss is mine. no h-m-.
said to show that you aren’t gay after saying something that sounded gay.
hay man, p-ss the nuts. no h-m-
i cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. no h-m-
1. “the fact that i’ve never, as long as you’ve known me, been a h-m-s-xual might escape you, so in case i say something that can be remotely mistaken for h-m-s-xual in nature, i’d like to re-ssure you that i’m not trying to seduce you.”
2. “i kinda want you to notice the gayness of something i’ve just said that would have otherwise gone completely unnoticed”
1. “you’re tall; no h-m-”
2. “just a second, i’m coming; no h-m-”
phrase invented by rap group diplomats so they could engage in gay group s-x and then not feel bad about it afterwards.
“i say, cam’ron old chap, that was a bl–dy great sh-g!”
“indeed juelz, no h-m-”
“no h-m-”
phrase not coined by cam’ron, but by his young protege juelz santana.
used after a phrase that sounds ambigously gay or ‘h-m-‘, so that your friends won’t call you a ‘h-m-‘
very h-m-phobic.
‘no h-m- but we c-ckin’ em’ – juelz santana
‘yo homie, i just spent five hours talking with my man on the phone, no h-m-‘ – random dude
the phrase that, when uttered in conversation makes the speaker sound gayer than if he or she had not said it.
no h-m- but i was just jacking off to some gay p-rn.
an addendum to a possibly h-m-s-xual-sounding statement. working as a “get out of jail free” card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heteros-xual reputation no matter how h-m-s-xual the previous or forthcoming statement.
i’m coming out of the closet; i am gay, i have had gay s-x numerous times, and i am moving to m-ssachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. no h-m-.
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