no jam


if someone says they’re gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say “no jam” it means they have to do it.
chris – man i should tottaly go pants the princ-p-l

james: no jam!

chris- fuuuck man! now i have to!
it means, don’t kill still you b-st-rd.
no jam me poring!

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