no-kosher


1. a situation or event that can be generally predicted as doomed to fail or to go horribly wrong.

2. a statement or other action by someone that is completely r-t-rded or offensive to others.
1.
“we should try and jump off the roof into the pool.”
“we aren’t even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher.”

2.
“i can’t believe that lard -ss is taking so long to walk to her car.”
“dude it’s no-kosher to talk about people like that.”

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