No man’s land


that spot between your snail trail and your pubic hair where it hasn’t quite met up yet leaving an awkward patch of nothing.
d-mn, wish my hair would grow in already. no mans land is looking pretty barren.
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british slang

1) the area between two opposing forces’ trenches during ww1. characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded sh-lls, quicksoil and rotting bodies. the last place on earth you’d want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards i’d imagine…

2) the area between your b-llsack and your -rs-hole.
“sgt. harris was caught out in no-mans-land yesterday during a patrol. he’s been pr-nounced missing in action… but i think we all know what really happened to him…”

“i love scratchin’ mi’ no man’s land, -guffaw guffaw.-”
the sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

otherwise known as a gooch.
“my no-mans-land stinks”
in wwi, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.
no man’s land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.
1.a field of mines

2.the tampon isle
1.in nam it was like a huge no mans land.

2.no way im goin in the no mans land for a box of pads
the place in a game of capture the flag that is located between the oposing team’s teretories— a place where neither team can tag anyone and send them to jail. in simple words, an area of land that no one “owns” (hence the name “no man’s land”). also known as “nuteral zone” and other various names.
i followed those two kids from the other team out of the no man’s land onto our side where i could tag them.
when a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.
guy 1: dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, i’m stuck in no-man’s-land here.

guy 2:yeah, i fell sorry for you man. bbw and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.

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