no metal


a strict rule adopted by old people in the 80’s and modern day f-gs.
jeff: i guess tom said there’s a no metal rule.
randy: who gives a f-ck. i know tom and he’s a total f-ggot.
any good music festival has a clear “no metal” guideline preventing badly dressed, long haired freaks who wear a 1998 metallica shirt and black leather pants to come to the festival.
jake: hey tom, how was the sziget festival this year?
tom: awesome, they had cheap beer and no metal.

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