no mofo


phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds as if he likes someone else’s mother.
i’m here to deliver a package to your mother. no m-f-.
she’s your mom?! no m-f-.
do you wanna screw mrs. robinson? no m-f-.
your mom wants my schwetty b-lls. no m-f-.

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