no molesto
what you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.
17-year-old: d-mn! look at that girl. woo i would wreck that -ss.
other dude: ayo you know she’s only like 14, right?
17-year-old: no molesto. but still.
other dude: -rolls eyes- yeah whatever.
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