No money, no honey.
a spoken expression: in its original and quasi-literal form, used by prost-tutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for s-x to occur is through cash payment. the word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.
a non-spoken att-tude or mindset: in its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants s-x on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the s-x.
example 1: look baby, don’t waste my time with all that smooth talk, ok? this is a money game. no money, no honey.
example 2: dude, i’m so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy–ss wife. i can’t even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new rolex. man, i’m so sick of this ‘no money, no honey’ bullsh-t from my own wife.
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