no nut december
some people who failed the no nut november challenge created an alternate challenge. all rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of december as opposed to the 30 days of november. you must not bust a nut all month. there is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to w-nk on 1 january you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who w-nks daily.
some guy “sh-t fam that thicc -ss is why i failed no nut november”
other guy “it’s okay fam just do no nut december innit”
some guy “ayy sh-t yeah blud good idea. is that what you’re doing?”
other guy “nope. i’m doing destroy d-ck december.”
*some guy backs away slowly*
for n-gg-s whom failed no nut november, and want a second chance, or n-gg-s whom didn’t know about no nut november but would’ve partic-p-ted. only worth half as much credit as no nut november. if a n-gg- does both back to back he’s literally a god.
man, i failed no nut november but i’m ready for no nut december
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