no nutmas
similar to no nut november, no nut december, also known as no nutmas, is when you abstain from nutting (including nutting from actual s-x, not just masturbation) for the whole month of december. it is mainly an alternative to those who did not partic-p-te in no nut november, and as a consequence is harder, since december has 31 days and november has 30. the payoff is more meaningful though, as your first nut will be in the new year.
ah sh-t, i didn’t do no nut november, guess i gotta do no nutmas now
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