No, please!


a statement screamed when an h-m-s-xual individual wishes to be s-xually -ssaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the ‘rape’ will be carried out.
example 1: when no, please! may be used:
person 1: excuse me sir do you have the time?
person 2: no! no pleeease!!!

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