No questions asked
when you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you’re in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
mitch: (calling carl) carl! i’m under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. i need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.
carl: what are you talking about? what the h-ll is going on??
mitch: no questions asked!
carl: alright fine, i’ll be there soon.
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