no sex
…no s-x
two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw s-x from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don’t want to.
such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on…
the no s-x threat is a womans straight flush
it is not a royal flush because it doesn’t always work,
not all men are that reliant on s-x, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a royal flush.
1: what’s up?
2: the wife used the no s-x threat on me the other day
1: hahahahahahahaha….. why?
2: she was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, i walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about steve and his curre –
1: i don’t like where this is going, you didn’t tell them anything did you?
2: well i refused at first but then she threatened me and –
1: you f-ckin c-nt, i hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
steve: hey guys
2: oh shi-
1: bye guys
rubbing genitals but not having s-x.
can we have s-x?
no.
well, can we have no s-x?
f-ck yeah!
1) exactly what you will get if you own an nsx.. no s-x
2) a cheap, ripoff of a ferrari that says “poor man with rich tastes”
my nsx got smoked by that camaro.. i aint getting nos-x
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