ryan swenson


young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like “never-mind” in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all a’s and b’s. he prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.
that young man is such a ryan swenson!
he gets grades like a ryan swenson.

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