No Sex T-Rex
when laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one’s interior arm (resembling the arm of a t-rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.
i wish i could get closer, but i’ve got the no s-x t-rex arm goin’ on. maybe we could just spoon?
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