No Shit, there I was
this phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.
500lb alan: so no sh-t, there i was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot -ss 18 year old.
mike: um, yeah… sure you were al, sure you were.
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