no shoes no shirt no service


i rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will not get service. unless you’re a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band lmf–. “im s-xy and i know it”.
cashier dude: “no shoes no shirt no service”

mexican: “okay” (walks away)
(hot lady walks in)
cashier dude: “no shoes no shirt, i will give you service”.

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