no shower, no sober

originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, “no shower, no sober” is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

“no shower, no sober” refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. m-ssive quant-ties of alcohol are required.
“the line for the showers is h-lla long, i don’t want to wait…”

“well, f-ck that sh-t anyway, mate. no shower, no sober!”

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