No speed
1. when someone epicly fails at something. based on the “go fast” idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, ricky bobby.
dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
guys: do it; you wont.
(jumps)
dave: sh-t!!! my legs!!!
guys: haha wow dave, noooo speed
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