No Tea No Shade


a phrase meaning:
i’m not trying to come for you or offend you, but this is what its really like.

a phrase you add at the beginning or the end of a sentence that can be seen as negative to somebody, but its not supposed to be, and just stating the obvious.

made popular by qaadir <3<3<3 ex. 1 - girl! no tea no shade, but you need to fix your hair. ex. 2 - girl please! i can't get with some one i'm not attracted to, no tea no shade!

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