No vaseline
the act of delivering honest personal -ssessment, without any soft peddling ; to deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
“you know i’m your best friend so i’m going to give it to you with no vaseline- you are an -sshole” ; ” i just found out about the bank account , and i’m going to give it to you with no vaseline- we’re broke”. i got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no vaseline -you failed”
the term given when no lubricant is used while playing b-tt darts.
when my boyfriend performed -n-l spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!
when some one f-cks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumb-ss and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . no vaseline. . . b–tch
shola. . . . kunal. . . tottenham. . . miss procter. . .
no vaseline. . .
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