Noah Klap
a true man who eats like he is fat yet still maintains such an amazing body that attracts amazing women only to use the f-ck and dump technique. he can f-ck 5 girls at the same time by doing the self invented noah technique (look up noah) but he then takes their money and food and walks out so casually, ducks bow down to him.
“he totally pulled a noah klap last night!”
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the condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (what goes up must come down) “you fat b-st-rd. it must be the noahitis that is rotting your brain out.”
- PENCIL POCKET PUSSY
a pencil pocket p-ssy is a s-x toy fitted for guys with a small d-ck i over heard barbara sayin she hated havin s-x with bob as his d-ck was way too small so as a birthday gag gift i bought him a pencil pocket p-ssy so at least he will be gettin some lol
- Pulling a Slover
to attend a place, function, or town that many of a person’s well know accomplices reside, only to not take the decent courtesy to relay the knowledge of being at that particular place, function, or town to the accomplice of that person. “yeah man. john really p-ssed me off last time i was in town, […]
- Pussy Ass Hug
when a girl really likes you and you like her, and instead of kissing her, you give her a p-ssy -ss hug. girl 1 – so did he kiss you? girl 2 – no all he did was give me this p-ssy -ss hug. girl 1 – wow. he needs to grow a pair.
- pumping mud
pumping mud: taking a wet sh-t (diarrhea) after i eat at jj’s pizza i’ll be pumping mud