Noah’s Mom


something that s-x-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed “last night” so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.
josh said, “oh i screwed noah’s mom last night.”

everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.
that s-xy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.
i got all in noah’s mom last night. ooooooooooohhhhh!!!!
the mother of a friend or collegue who sells her s-xual talents for money
i saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin’

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