nob ache


a pain induced by either too much masturbation or via masturbating too many times in a 24 hour period. usually results in an enlarged glans that throbs red, and not in the usual good way – it hurts!
1) i w-nked so hard now i’ve got n-b ache.

2) i came so much, no i’ve got n-b ache
(aus) a pain in the -ss
he’s no good, a f-cking n-b ache

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