Nob Crust


when sm-gm- builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called n-b crust. hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
suzy: i went down on this guy the other night n’ almost chipped my tooth on his n-b crust.

jenn: nasty! did it stink?

suzy: yeah, like cheese. but it wasn’t too bad when i finally got through the n-b crust barrier n’ got to the creame fillin’.

jenn: creamy crusted pie, yum!
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when sm-gm- builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called n-b crust. hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
suzy: i went down on this guy the other night n’ almost chipped my tooth on his n-b crust.

jenn: nasty! did it stink?

suzy: yeah, like cheese. but it wasn’t too bad when i finally got through the n-b crust barrier n’ got to the creame fillin’.

jenn: creamy crusted pie, yum!

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