nob goblin

sum one who gobbels n-bs
elton john
a species of goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men’s private regions for its own s-d-stic pleasure. n-bgoblin’s are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. they appear rarely, only surfacing for food or p-n-s. the creature’s face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to cj during a particularily tough boot camp session.
if you dont stop it, ill get my n-bgoblin out on you!
a game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts n-b goblin and racks him in the nuts
guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
guy 2 casually walks over to guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts “n-b goblin” and racks guy 1 in the cahones
an ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
dude that girl is so ugly, but i hear she really gives out. she’s such a n-b goblin!
(noun); 1. similar to the hobgoblin, but with a much larger amount of neebn-bbers.
2. can also refer to one who is unpleasant due to their multiple neebn-bbers, often coinciding with a beanw-nger
example:

1. spider-man thought the n-bgoblin was even more vicious than the hobgoblin due to his extreme amount of neebn-bbers and large amount of b-ttw-nkage.

2. carson daly is a smug b-st-rd and a n-bgoblin f-ggot. no actually he’s just a f-ggot, not a n-bgoblin
a n-b goblin (often referred to as a n-b gob) is the post–j-c-l-t- matter, on the tip of the p-n-s, after is has been solidified.

layman’s term:
the crusty c-m on the tip of a p-n-s.
“man, i’ve got a harsh n-b goblin from last night”.

“these f-ckin’ goblins wont leave me alone; they’re irritating as f-ck”. – direct quote from myself.