nob gollip


a person that downright frustrates/vexes you. can be due to their inept-tude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
janice: here comes matt. what magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, i wonder? maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. i love that one!

gregory: what a n-b gollip… “hi matt!”

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