nobber
someone that has just done something really stupid
rob smashed another vase….he is such a n-bber
this is the millenium entry for “n-b” deriving from the terms pr-ck, p-n-s, c-ck, d-ck or d-ckhead. personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure n-bberism.
you absolute f—ing n-bber
casual insult used against someone who has done something you don’t like.
what did you do that for? you n-bber.
oral s-x given by a female to a male. also- n-b job, n-b slobbin’, slobin’ the n-b.
she gave me a n-bber. or i just got a n-b job.
someone who should be backhanded for being a d-ck
what the f-ck was the n-bber playing at
an everyday ‘error’ performed to perfection and in company. can be used as a noun “you n-bber” or as an adjective “that was a n-bber thing to do”.
the dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs – “you absolute n-bber”
smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
making a complete c-ck-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking – burning / ruining dinner. “that was such a n-bber mistake”.
a shortened version of the word ‘n-bhead’ used in the east midlands originated from burton-on-trent
jim: oi, mayte. you’re a f-cking n-bber!
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