nobby

a manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, sk-nky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed gl-sses with a near permanent roll up f-g in his mouth. often seen walking out of off-licences.
i saw the worst possible n-bby on the train earlier.
a bad case of piles (or just a really sore -rs-)
named after the english world cup winning player ‘n-bby styles’
i.e. styles – piles, rhyming slang
i rode all the way over here on the bike and it’s killed my n-bbys!
a quant local yocal way of referring to a sprout in a very small area in nottimghamshire – glenda’s house.
oh look justin – glenda has given us n-bbies with our turkey!!!!
a ‘n-bby’ is a very special and uncommon individual who frequently performs inebriated s-xual acts upon unsuspecting victims.

the call of the wild n-bby is a low growl becoming a screach of the phrase ‘hiya’. the last syllable is elongated to add stress to the cry.

n-bby’s can superbly camouflage themselves to fit into their surroundings without being spotted by potential victims.

the more common thomson variety can be seen in its natural squalid environment at the top most location of habitable areas with red fur and apparent tiger stripes. despite looking cute and cuddly, this breed is the most lethal of all, taking full advantage of its appearence to lure in prey.

it is advised never to go near a wild n-bby. trained n-bby’s should also be approached with caution making sure to steer clear of the mouth area.
the thomson variety of n-bby is the only recorded species, despite strong folklore surround the existence of others.
haemorroids,piles.
i need some cream to cure/sooth my n-bbies
a brand of nuts and such.
nibble on n-bbys nuts
a mysterious creature, rarely seen. can be likened to the loch ness monster, the dodo or big foot. last seen frequenting the royal oak / indian nights. was once a lad, now an unknown quant-ty .
sorry lads, i would consider a drink but i’m going to be a n-bby