nobed


a man with a head in the shape of a p-n-s.
nicholas young is a n-bed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
how the english say “kn-b head”.
liam: i’m in to it, me.
noel: no your not, you n-b ed
a person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a p-n-s, or who has a p-n-s shaped growth protruding from their forhead. there have also been a few cases where p-n-s shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

also commonly used as an insl-t between people. can be meant that you are a ‘n-bed’ or that infact you are just a fool.
“what is that on your head?”
“i hate to admit it but it is my ‘n-bed'”

or

you are a n-bed!
a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover
omg u stupid no- bed
u can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a n-b ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head
arnold schwartsenegger takes baths

ravaged woman buys car
a person wiv a d-ck on their head
that jimmy bob ben bernard sure is a n-b ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead

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