nober
n-ber is a self-invented word used to describe a p-n-s when it is not erect. n-ber derives from “no b-n-r” or b-n-r with the b and n switched.
my n-ber is three inches but my b-n-r is seven.
2 more definitions
the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely sh-tfaced, or p-ss drunk.
“are you sober?”
“naw man. i’m completely n-ber.”
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acker: hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? this is the cheese machine!
wilson: holy sh-t lets go n-ber it up negro!
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