Nobis
a word that has no real meaning, and is used by a select few to throw other people into chaotic confusion.
me: wtf n-bis!
you:whaaaaat?
1) a smaller youth in a group of friends, who will run errands in exchange for cigarettes and marijuana.
2) the youth who gets picked on constantly for his short-comings as a male.
3) a young adult male who is afraid of the opposite s-x.
1) why are you here, n-bis?
2) suck my d-ck n-bis.
3) fine, i’ll give you 3 smokes n-bis.
4) n-bis! you’ve never even kissed a girl?
the bis-xual equivalent to “no h-m-,” used in rare cases.
“johnny, judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! no bi, hehehe.”
relating to a joke my friend and i had. there was a picture of a graduating student that looked like a witch and her last name is n-bis. so we would frequently say her name and laugh, or point at the picture and laugh.
ex. me: “n-bis.” my friend: “hahaha.”
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