nobix
an insult used against a nerd or geek who has no life and severe social r-t-rdation. most often male.
used against one who verbally attacks a person trying to make coversation with him/her and is of very small and weak build.
generally found in schools as the person everyone picks on. in the workplace as a n-body with no career. the n-bix is single, lives with it’s parents or broods in the darkness of his small flat. the n-bix is often depressed and quite suicidal. it also have been known to take vengance upon the world in great force if pushed too far.
n-bix. f-ck off n-bix.
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