Noble Wanker


owns a n-ble car. lives sleeps and breathes n-ble. works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. removes the steering wheel so n-body can drive it not even himself. visits the garage daily to smile at his n-ble and give it a little polish.
move in with me babe! you can look after my car when i’m away! make sure she’s safe and sound. i love you but i love the car more or you wouldn’t be here…car sitter! i’m a n-ble w-nker!

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