Noc Duecing
when you’ve sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a duece in the dark. this mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. noc is short for nocturnal. by the time you’re ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
“i haven seen john in about 30 minutes”.
“i bet he’s noc duecing. he’s got some serious ibs”
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