Noctophasia
the phenomenon of staying up ridiculously late at night on the computer, either:
a) playing wow
b) partic-p-ting in an online rp
c) watching p-rn.
a portmanteau of “schizophasia” and “noctis” (latin for “night”.) if a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction.
scott: how come kim didn’t wake up until four this afternoon, man?
john: oh, she’s got noctophasia.
scott: poor kid.
john: yeah, i’m trying to get her into rehab.
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