nocturnal chipmunk


the nocturnal chipmunk is when a male and a female are sleeping together in the same bed (literally). the male wakes up in the middle of the night, opens the female’s mouth, and places his t-st-cl-s in the female’s mouth, causing the mouth to bulge, just like a chipmunk’s mouth.
connor and izzy were spending the night together when connor woke up and placed his t-st-cl-s into izzy’s mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.

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