noel coward
noel coward was the greatest entertainer, singer/songwriting, writer of the 20th century.his memory will live on forever.he wrote songs such as “mad dogs and englishmen” and “i went to a marvelous party”
the lyrics of noel coward
mad dogs and englishmen
go out in the midday sun,
the j-panese don’t care to.
the chinese wouldn’t dare to,
hindoos and argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one.
but englishmen detest a siesta.
in the philippines
there are lovely screens
to protect you from the glare.
in the malay states
there are hats like plates
which the britishers won’t wear.
at twelve noon
the natives swoon
and no further work is done.
but mad dogs and englishmen
go out in the midday sun.
i went to a marvelous party,
i must say the fun was intense,
we all had to do
what the people we knew
would be doing a hundred years hence.
dear cecil arrived wearing armour,
some sh-lls and a black feather boa,
poor millicent wore a surrealist comb
made of bits of mosaic from st. peter’s in rome,
but the weight was so great that she had to go home,
i couldn’t have liked it more.
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