NoFriendsDiseaseItis
the disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. it is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.
“why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? he’s like a satellite…”
“oh, he’s got no friends. must be nofriendsdiseaseitis.”
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